Have a 12 year old. Nothing bad happens to them ever :)
I’ve had it with youtube and its bullshit. Scary movie ads can be really triggering. We all know this. I want youtube to SEE this and DO something. Get famous youtubers on this. Get attention. Please. Make it all stop. Make them skippable. Make the unskippable ones not have scary things. Make youtube safe for people who not just want but NEED it to be.
If you go into your Ad Settings page on google you can turn off horror film advertisements. It doesn’t help %100 of the time but it still helps a great deal.
My GOD it’s been forever since I drew him <3
btw the secret to not killing yourself is to find something small to look forward to. like maybe seeing a friend at the end of the week, or getting an overpriced coffee, or going to the cinema. you wait for that. & then it happens. & then you do it all over again
how do refer to yourself in your own head
me
I
us
we
combination of some of the above/others (elaborate in tags?)
other (elaborate in tags?)
See ResultsUnmute !
That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard
SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET
@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious
Rating: Cute
this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.
you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!
yelly baby
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
Anonymous asked:
As an Indigenous person, millitant vegans drive me nuts, especially in their trying to stop seal hunts/whaling up north. Like, okay, I just wanna lock one of these fuckers in a freezer with a 20$ bill, a cell phone with no signal, and a piece of seal meat and see how long they last. And the soonest they can get a head of lettuce is 6 weeks from now, for 38$.
systlin answered:
I’ve legit seen the argument that indigenous people in the far north should go to growing crops and i’m like
how
On the fucking ice?????
Point to where in this image people are supposed to grow things, kthx
the other argument they pull out is "well then they should just move" as though Indigenous peoples haven't been forced to be where they are and also WHY SHOULD THEY? To make ur feefees feel better??
Colonialism, all of it.
Wild thing there is that often indigenous groups CHOSE these places. The arctic, for example, is an incredibly rich ecosystem and people have lived very well there for literal thousands of years in the niche they figured out. They can keep doing so if we just leave them TF alone, and if you, i dunno, actually ask them what they want, a lot LIKE living in their ancestral lands.
The crux of it all is the imperialist notion that we have the right to fix everyone else who isn't like us, because anyone not like us is doing it WRONG.
It's incredible arrogance.
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
